Okay so I usually update soapnights, once a day, but I read this article and had to share……it’s about this 51 year old women who is missing having sex with her husband and they just got a new Japanese Akita, and her husband points out that the dog is horny because he needs to release himself and that why doesn’t she just have sex with the dog. WTF is that????!!!!! Are you kidding me. You can read her letter and what Kitty replies to her HERE
So this is my advice Juana,
Are you seriously thinking of having sex with a DOG? Are you missing sex that much? I have a solution for you. One you need to tell your husband that he’s sick for even insinuating that it’s okay for you to have sex with your pet. That if he finds that okay that he should have sex with the freaken dog himself. Second you need to give your husband two ultimatums, One if he doesn’t have sex with you more often then you’ll have to go buy a TOY! Yes a toy…..it’s another alternative of getting off rather than Humping your DOG! It’s called the “Rabbit” and they also have many other ones that I’m sure will pleasure you. Second ultimatum, if he doesn’t have sex with you more often you might have to result in CHEATING! Now I don’t recommend cheating, but wtf are you supposed to do if your own spouse/partner isn’t giving it to you for weeks, maybe even months? We need to feel that closeness with someone, a HUMAN someone not a dog. So please, please don’t try having sex with your dog and if you do read this, you might want to think about talking to your husband and spicing up the sex life somehow, and that does NOT include your DOG!